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Wingman Code of Honor

the code that shows how to be a good Wingman.

RULE #1
An good Wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners.
RULE #2
A good Wingman will help out his partner any time he needs.
RULE #3
A Wingman will always follow the sacred code BRO'S BEFORE HOES.
RULE #4
If said partner needs to dip the Wingman must follow rule above.
RULE #5
Never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive.
And finally RULE #6
its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst.
RULE #1

guy1 "bro your lucky im following the Wingman code of honor and only taking one."
guy 2"no shit your not takin 2."
RULE #2
guy 1 "your dude i am going to say all this good shit about you better remember this."
guy 2" when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with."
RULE #3

guy 1 "wtf man why the hell did u ditch us to chill with Amy BRO'S BEFORE HOES dude not cool."
guy 2 "sorry idk wut came over me."
RULE #4
guy 1 "dude we need to dip bad i just royally fucked up."
guy 2 "alright man wtf are we waiting for."
RULE #5
guy 1 "man i m going back in there."
guy 2 *punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss*"the fuck you are."

RULE #6
guy 1"dude it shit isnt going right with april."
guy 2"dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up."
guy 1"oh shit thats right ill call her now thanks bro."
guy 2"thats why im here."
by Wingman 47 October 27, 2010
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Boy Scout Code of Honor

The Boy Scout Code of Honor or BSCOH is a code of honor in when an individual encounters another males genitalia, they must respond with a visual presentation of their own genitalia of what they saw. (penis for penis, testicle for testicle). The individual must present theirs to the others in the name of their honor. This phrase was made popular from the show Workaholics. Participating individuals are in no form homosexual for following this code. No judgemental comments or teasing.
Jack: oh shit i just saw your dick!
Mitch: Boy Scout Code of Honor!!! Now you have to show me yours!
Jack: fine
(shows penis)
by Perfecttimes June 30, 2011
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Zombie code of honor

The dead bodies that are left over after a phish or grateful dead concert. Which then are later turned into hippie zombies after a politically conservative necromancer resurrects them. which in turn puts the hippies souls trapped in a copy mortal kombat and shall get their ass kicked and their spines ripped out for all eternity. The ideology and term "zombie code of honor" can be traced back from the popular kid rock song-bawitdaba.
Rufus: Hey after that grateful dead concert i saw that bible thumping necromancer getting ready to whip out his "zombie code of honor" on those dead bodies.

Leroy: Yeah, hey wanna go play some mortal kombat?

Rufus: fuck yeahh!
by Dirtydan113 March 23, 2011
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nerds code of honor

something that ppl like katelynn follows.
Bob: Hey Kate, what is the nerds code of honor?
Kate: I cant tell u, it reveals too much of me.
by Abtar June 7, 2004
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Freaky Friday Code Of Honor

If two men make the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor, it means in the event they switch bodies, they are given permission to look at, jerk off, or use for sex their new penis that technically belongs to the other man.
Me and Brian just agreed to the terms of the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor. Finally I’ll be able to see his dick if we switch bodies!
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
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