Honda S2000

A small, gay, automobile geared towards people who can't afford a real car with torque.

My lawnmower has more torque than the Honda S2000.

by pronuce it April 2, 2003

Honda S2000

A over blown 4 banger with great ponypower but no torque whatsoever...also will burn as much if not more petrol than a stock small blocl v8...

Nice 4 banger engine block...but it burns as much gas as a stock v8 without the torque...why own one?

by Crispulus October 15, 2003

Honda S2000

notice how S2k sounds like, "its too gay" listen to it..........s.....2........k......................................................its.............tooo................gaaaaaaaaaay
lets see, for the money you spent on a Honda S2000, you can get a really nice car, fast, BETTER TORQUE. Hell you can get a muscle car.

by its too gay May 27, 2003

Honda S2000

RWD Honda convertable.

Hey, my wife drives an s2000, why are you. Don't you know it's a womens car.

by DP Allstars January 2, 2004

honda S2000

A brilliant little sports car with the highest naturally-aspirated displacement-to-horsepower ratio on the market. Hated by morons who fail to realize there are people with different interests, and torque isn't everything. The car produces 240 hp from a naturally-aspirated inline-four (and 152 ft-lbs. of torque with a surprisingly flat torque curve throughout the RPM range, which is quite a lot considering it weighs 2,800 lbs), which is mated to what is arguably the best and most clean-shifting 6-speed transmission on the market. The car has excellent handling due to the fact that it comes with a limited-slip differential and that it was designed from the beginning with an X-frame chassis as a convertible, so it is stiff, as well as light enough, to embarrass much more expensive sports cars on the track.

You need to realize that it's not all about muscle cars vs. whatever the fuck. We're all car enthusiasts, so we're all fighting the same battle: Us versus the law. Fuck your petty little arguments about torque and whatnot, if a car is fast, it's fast. The purpose of a Honda S2000 is to be a high-revving sports car, the purpose of a Mustang GT is to go quickly from point A to point B (in a straight line of course). So shut the fuck up, go out, and drive.

P.S. - I hate ricers.

by Oranjalow June 11, 2006