homometer

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

by mcha June 6, 2007

Homocentric

To be, regardless of sexual preference, heavily involved in (or in admiration of) underground gay/queer culture. More specifically applies to those with heterosexual preferences who, if mistaken for being gay, would be unmoved or even flattered.
Does NOT apply to overzealous, jocular, homoerotic posturing, ala Jackass, Wildboyz, making out with your friend to appear edgy, etc.

A: "Is John gay? He's always hanging with that clique of artfags."

B: "I think he's got a girlfriend. He's probably just homocentric."

by Mr. Thrill February 4, 2010

Homoenthusiast

Some one who is not only gay but enthusiastic about it

Person 1: hey did you talk to VAL lately?
Person 2: yea he was all over George
Person 1: what a HOMOENTHUSIAST

by destroyer058 January 5, 2011

himoment

An experience on a drug where you forget the initial purpose of a task or thought, and you end up doing something completely different.

When realized, you have felt a himoment.

Jerry had a himoment yesterday, when he was feeling hungry so walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge, stared at it for 20 minutes, rearranged it for space, closed it, came back and sat down.

by GGGKKK111 April 24, 2011

homocentricity

Being homocentric; talking about nothing but being gay.

Why is everyone at work being so homocentric lately? What's with the homocentricity?

by Homocentric July 14, 2005

hi ho moment

The sense of relief at being able to go to work. From hi ho, the song of the Seven Dwarves.

Pete experienced a hi ho moment and was able to escape Sylvia's nagging.

by Etienne Boudereax July 29, 2005

Homosental

From the streets of Arizona meaning when a person is feeling sorry for themself. A mix of homo and sentimental.

Dude broke up with his girlfriend and was feeling all Homosental.

by AsleepAltima February 7, 2005