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"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.
Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
by Homestuckislife.org October 25, 2017
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Homestuck

When you read homestuck, you sell your soul to Andrew Hussie (the creator of homestuck) it is also a living hell, it sucks. But at the same time, its the best thing in existence
Person one: what's 'homestuck'?
Me: you don't want to know...
Person one: yeah I do!
Me: okay, welcome to hell.
by Oof707 September 20, 2019
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The Church Of Homestuck

A fictitious (???) religious group believing in the foretold events written of in Homestuck, a fictitious (???) work by MS Paint Adventures (abbv. MSPA) author Andrew Hussie. This man is well-known for sporting a pair of incredibly luscious lips (and also due to his comedic talents, which are by many people's standards of the highest caliber).

They support the philosophical theory of casual determinism and believe in offshoot timelines, and that the world was created by adolescent humanoid aliens called "trolls" from the planet Alternia in another universe, among other things. They are currently preparing themselves for the coming apocolypse (which will directly correlate with the release of a beta-mode game entitled Sburb, or something similarly derived) by reading the webcomic itself. Real followers know that Gog and Jegus are fictional deities first named on the whim of an incredibly ironic thirteen-year-old boy (and a blind troll chick) who meant to parody the parallels between human and troll culture.

Members of this group can be identified by their candy-corn colored horns, which vary in shape, size and material as well as quality. Sometimes they go gallivanting about in Homestuck merchandise purchased from the What Pumpkin and Topatoco online stores, though they are not the exclusive caterers to this fashion, as many casual Homestuck fans are willing to break open their piggy-banks to get at the tiger (...hoodies). May occasionally paint themselves grey.
Probably a better alternative when compared to most organized religion.

"But sir! We have to prepare for the coming apocalypse! Listen! The universe is a giant cancer-ridden frog! Don't you understand? C A N C E R !" - average Homestuck trying to spread the word of our lord Hussie

"The Church Of Homestuck" originally conceived by paper pie on tumblr.
by not a homosexual August 16, 2011
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Homestuck

1.An Official piece of pop culture about pop culture

2. A tale about the characters of the web comic, becoming self-aware, and escaping the grasp of the author, Andrew Hussie and the narrative

It also ended on April 13, 1016
Person 1: Hey, how's homestuck?

Person 2: It ended.

Person 1: NOOOOOOOooooooo *Goes into denial forever*
by Humanbeingneedsalife? June 7, 2016
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Homestuck Day

A worldwide fan celebration day happening on April 13th, also known as 413 or HSDay. Is the conmemoration of the day on which Adrew Hussie, creator of Homestuck , posted the first page of the webcomic on MSPaintAdventures in 2009. The day is known by Homestuck fans as the day on which, if you are a homestucker (strong follower of the comic), you have to cosplay and talk about Homestuck as much as possible. This means going outdoors, or to fan conventions, reunions which usually concludes with a massive internet traffic consumption, mostly on tumblr.

It has to be added that some fans might celebrate HSDay on a random day for no reason.
Example 1
Hey, tomorrow is March 14th, it's Homestuck Day.

Great, I'm going to start working on my Karkat cosplay.

Example 2
There's a lot of new Homestuck posts on tumblr.

Must be Homestuck Day.
by zariyda August 31, 2013
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Homestuck

A webcomic drawn and written by Andrew Hussie, the fourth installment of the MSPaintAdventure comics.

It is notable as a webcomic for it's speed of update (At least two pages a day if Hussie is not animating a flash), It's flash pages complete with a decent soundtrack, Its endearing characters and the occasional absolute horror it can inspire.

It can be found at mspaintadventures.com
-Did you see the new Homestuck update?
-Yeah, the music was pretty aweomse
by Xeans December 9, 2010
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homestuck logic

When you hate something and you love something at the same time. Basically stupid logic
It stupid but it's awesome! Hah homestuck logic
by Willis Miller March 28, 2017
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