Snort a line of blow, take bong rip, take a shot, chug a cup of beer, exhale, take a whippit, enjoy.
Geoffrey often relied on these when he could not find the necessary ingredients to his common smokable geoffrey. It is a strikeout with additives. Get home from work late and want to play catch up, just take a strike out, but if your friends are really partying, go for the homerun, then hit the bar.
by trickle November 16, 2013

Having anal sex with a senior citizen.
by TwistedC November 22, 2020

1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.
2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011

When you put your balls on someones eyes while theyre passed out and then continuously slap them like hitting a homerun in baseball.
by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Eric: I planned on getting to second base, but instead, I made an in-the-park homerun last night!
Parker: Fuckin' sweet bro!
Parker: Fuckin' sweet bro!
by Errk XTC October 31, 2008

Verb: The act of inserting fecal matter to a sock/stocking followed by the act of swinging the sock in a baseball like fashion and striking the receiver in the face.
by T-wizzie April 22, 2006

Yo man, nice chinese homerun; too bad we're in America!!
Your son's chinese homerun hit my pregnant wife and killed her, behind the backstop.
Your son's chinese homerun hit my pregnant wife and killed her, behind the backstop.
by Shaun Bak November 6, 2008
