Homerun

The act of jerking off in the car after work, then cumming when you pull in the driveway

Hey dude, I had a nice homerun yesterday.

Homerun by ThornedJustice November 10, 2019

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her booty blast me out to space.

Praise d lord.

(she is vigorously shaking her ass)

Me : dam. Homerun.

(I faint during this situation and meet the lord above.)

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A chick you meet on the first night that goes all the way with you can be for a one night stand or longer

Nick is a total bad ass he found a homerun bitch last night at the club.

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A chick you meet on the first night that goes all the way with you can be for a one night stand or longer

Nick is a total bad ass he found a homerun bitch last night at the club.

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The best female. Only the greatest girl on the planet. Sooooo perfect.

Jenny: "I'm totally the homerun girl of my school"

All the other girls behind Jenny's back: "Fuck Jenny, that headass bitch"

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The act of taking a shit inside of a urinal

“Someone go tell the janitor someone left him a inside the park homerun”

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Having anal sex with a senior citizen.

There's nothing like scoring a Florida homerun while shopping ta Publix.

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