Homeopathy

An alternative, none science-based medicine which originated on the now outdated and completely disproved principle that water holds a "memory" of diluted substances, and that "the similar cures the similar". That is, even if they are diluted to a level where absolutely no molecules of the said substance can remain. Various studies have repeatedly shown that homeopathic remedies are as effective as any placebo treatments.

"Hey John, do you wanna try these new pills from the homeopathy clinic?"
- "Sure Bob, I'm gonna try them out on my way to my crystal-magnets natural acupuncture therapy"

by Xnerdz September 10, 2015

Software homeopathy

Making SW updates that have no effect on the indicated problem but make certain group of people feel better

"That new colorful icon is surely a software homeopathy. The program still crashes"

by Headcloth July 27, 2021

homeopathic

undesired, unfortunate, stupid, gay

Ew, that college charges like twice as much for out of state students? That's kinda homeopathic.

by Kzzl November 4, 2003

homeopath

A "healer" who uses natural remedies such as essences of plants and snake venoms to heal ailments. Medicines used in these cases are based upon the patients religion.

I have an appointment with my homeopath to get my anti-venom today.

by ryanm406638 May 25, 2008

Homeopath

Conflation of "homosexual" and "sociopath"

Hey Bubba! Ya'll know that there Republican Senator from South Carolina, Lindsey Graham?
I heerd tell he's homeopath.

by Froombish September 17, 2013

Homeopathy

A branch of medicine to cure by converting the unnatural heterosexual characteristics of humans into homosexual characteristics.

Hetero - Yo, how did she turn gay?

Homo - homeopathy, now she gay.

Hetero - But why?

Homo - she had to do it to 'em

by moonlitgay July 20, 2020

Homeopathic wealth

The state of being so poor you can't afford food, shelter, or clothing

Due to his homeopathic wealth, Kevin had to give up his apartment and sleep in his car.

by alienmindtrick January 5, 2019