Hole Punch

Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)

The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.

"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"

by imaginative wal August 5, 2007

[Hole punch]

The male sex organ, moreover, a very large male sex organ.

He nailed her repeatedly with his enormous hole punch.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel May 23, 2007

Three-hole Punched

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007

3-hole-punch

When a chick gets it in the ass, mouth, and vag at the same time.

but mouth vag 3-hole-punch

by iamsecretsanta December 4, 2009

hole-punch the vcard

lose one's virginity.

dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.

by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008

three hole punch

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.

When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.

by ImNG May 15, 2005

3 hole punch

to receive, or to give, oral, anal, and vaginal sex in one encounter

Hey Paul, "That chick was crazy....she let me give her a 3 hole punch last night."

But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"

by Hangin chad September 26, 2007