hogwash

A hogwash is a trip to the restroom lasting for upwards of four to six hours. Usually larger people experience hogwash more often than smaller folk.

Our woodshop teacher has been out for a whole week and we have that really old really dumb substitute. Man, that was one long hogwash!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 12, 2006

Hogwash

The act of taking one's penis and rubbing it in dirt or mud, and have anal sex while it is still dirty.

John and his wife, Shelly, enjoyed an intense hogwash after John got home from his trip.

by Jimmy H. Wash December 9, 2011

Hogwash

what you say when your 9 and you cant say b.s or your parents will take away your x-box and minecraft

mom:Why did you lie about that?!
9 yo:HOGWASH i didnt!!
mom:wot

by boi September 2, 2018

HogWash

(n/verb)
1. The washing of the “hogs,” in reference to the feet being cleaned; usually with the mouth.

Hey slime, your feet are lookin super dirty. Looks like you’re due for a hogwash.

by NudistBuddhist October 9, 2022

Hogwash

When you’re riding a motorcycle and your riding bitch jerks you off from behind.

I came all over the front of my bike after Norma-Jean finished me with the ol’ hogwash.

by Dickus Cheesus July 20, 2024

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

Useless gibberish of an answer to a math question that somehow ends up with the right answer.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020