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hogwash

A hogwash is a trip to the restroom lasting for upwards of four to six hours. Usually larger people experience hogwash more often than smaller folk.
Our woodshop teacher has been out for a whole week and we have that really old really dumb substitute. Man, that was one long hogwash!
by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 12, 2006
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Hogwash

The act of taking one's penis and rubbing it in dirt or mud, and have anal sex while it is still dirty.
John and his wife, Shelly, enjoyed an intense hogwash after John got home from his trip.
by Jimmy H. Wash December 9, 2011
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happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.
by Patty E November 25, 2016
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Blunted Hogwash

Your are blabbering nonsense while intoxicated and/or under the influence of cannabis.
by Cudoskrn May 16, 2011
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Load of hogwash

A load of hogwash refers to food fit for swine. As a matter of speech, the expression means nonsensical or unintelligible stuff that someone uses to explain for why things happen. To give it body, it is food fit for domesticated pigs generally called swine.
Reliable workshops will tell you a refrigerant top-up service is a load of hogwash. It is also a waste of your money. A low gas level means a leak in the car's air conditioning system. It needs immediate repair as a gas top-up offers you only temporary relief.

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swine food rubbish nonsense garbage
by chenrong January 8, 2017
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Alabama Hogwash

Doing a Poo in a womans Vagina to provide Lubrication before Sexual Intercourse.
Carl: John gave Louise a Alabama Hogwash.
Harry: Thats sick!
by Noobrication April 4, 2009
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Useless gibberish of an answer to a math question that somehow ends up with the right answer.
How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics
by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
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