hoboetry

The act or art or inate ability of being a Hobo.

That Woody is hoboetry in motion.

by Chaich September 14, 2003

Hobat

Hanging on by a thread

Last night was very lit.. unfortunately now I’m hobat.

Amanda Bynes’ Twitter is cray. She’s hobat.

by Julnonymous February 23, 2020

hobatical

an extended period of time during which one does not allow themselves to be involved with ho's for any purpose, including but not limited to casual sex, one night stands, and relationships

I've had it with these ho's, that last one stole my credit card, ssn, and gave me the clap. I'm going on an extended hobatical.

by alohajoe December 24, 2003

Hobolationship

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.

1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.

by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016

Hopoate Hitchhiker

When a man receives an unsolicited anal probing from another man's thumb on the sporting field. Named after John Hopoate, an Australian NRL player.

Damn, we would have won if our captain hadn't been sent off for giving their defence a Hopoate Hitchhiker.

by toosoon July 12, 2009

Hobotussin

Any form of wine made in a ziplock bag, typically created by inmates and the homeless

Hey Bruno, I just got raped and need something to take the pain away... Got any of that Hobotussin?

by Your Mom is my Slot Receiver November 9, 2009

hobotomy

any surgical procedure that is practiced on a hobo, prior to a real person, in order to protect the safety of mankind.

this woman needs breast implants, better do a hobotomy first.

by soopadickman November 26, 2003