does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004

hobby horse

when you stick panties in a girls ass (like a horse tail) and use another pair around her neck like reins (for choking) and then go at it doggy style.

last night i rode the hobby horse.

by rob sean August 5, 2007

hobby horse

This act includes, but is not limited to the following:

1.) (v) Hiding the salami.
2.) (v) Having your head in your boyfriends ass.
3.) (n) tucking your balls in your ass, or the ass of a stranger, or cellmate.

"you look pretty bad timme, were you riding the hobby horse agian?"

Timme-"Forgive me father for I have sinned.... I have done horrible things......
Priest-"Stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and God will forgive you."

by VP moons December 22, 2005

Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011