I don’t know about you guys but I plan on getting Hoffed tonight.
Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.
I was so Hoffed up last night.
Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.
I was so Hoffed up last night.
by HannahBanana May 17, 2007

The viscous brown spot left on the underpants of a person (usually male) upon passing wind following the act of unprotected sodemy
by Bretts man August 12, 2010

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.
by fatpricks1 April 10, 2011

by mastino August 14, 2006

A term used by Turk on the hit TV show "Scrubs". It is used to describe a women that is "Hot From Afar" But Up Close She's Ugly.
by cooper.w June 22, 2008

by Andrew & Jågger-J August 21, 2004
