Hit list 

Give me a fucking Mike.

Hym "It isn't a hit list I was citing my sources. Buuuut... If somebody wants to kill you, you literally believe you're immortal. So, you're death doesn't really carry a whole lot of corporeal significance now does it? There's the downside of your religion. You dying literally doesn't matter."

Hit list by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

school hit list 

A list of which are people from your school whom you would murder of you had the chance.

My school hit list was so long that by then end of the day everyone was dead. It's a good thing I'm not actually a murderer.

school hit list by charcy May 1, 2015

Office Hit List 

A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.

By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.

Office Hit List by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

not hit list

a hit list so long that it's more worth while to just name the people you'd rather keep alive. this way you have more time to start killin' off the ones NOT on the list.

hit list:
1. osama
2. kid in chem.
3. other kid in chem.
4. other other kid in chem.
5. ...

screw this, i'll make a not hit list:
1. my bff, jill.
2. boyfriend.

there, that about does it.

not hit list by Ann Omous October 2, 2007

Brazilian hit list

When a roomful of partygoers forms a conga line, boy- girl, boy-girl & proceeds to dance around the whole house, each one splooking the person in front of them until someone gets more pregnant than the octomom. That's a Brazilian hit list.

Some Eurotrash debs made a bloody mess of my mom's airb&b last spring break. Looks like someone had them on a Brazilian hit list.

Brazilian hit list by Wayang Doll January 24, 2017

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Hitlist

A list one makes consisting of all the people they want to have sex with.

Guy 1: Yo mang, I just added that chick to my hitlist.

Guy 2: Damn, I want to kill her too.

Hitlist by yoyomang December 27, 2009