Hisokaism

Hisokaism is the beliefs of our lord and savior hisoka morrow.

So here are sins and prayers.

Sins

Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.

Not believing in illumi

You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.

Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.

Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.

??: did you hear ?? Is in hisokaism?
??: no way, me to!

by Hisokaism August 16, 2021

Hisokism

A religion in which people refer to hisoka morow as their lord and savior. They use phrases like this “💕😜Bungee🍬Gum🤪has🥵the💯📏properties🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum👀 🍭” to bless others.

Me: Ah! I have officially converted to hisokism!
Illumi: I..I want to convert to..👁👄👁

by Hisoka._.simp October 30, 2020

hisokasbabymama44

Literally so hot 😩✋. Best shiftoker on the app no question . Also super duper nice but kinda scary too.

Oh yeah I’m moots with hisokasbabymama44 their content is great

by geometrical.shape June 11, 2021

Hisokas Wife

The person who searched this up must Really like Hisoka From the anime called Hunter X Hunter

You’re Hisokas wifey

by Hisokas Simp October 2, 2020

Hisokaist

A person who is a part of Hisokaism, in which they worship the holy lord and savior Hisoka Morrow.

Did you hear a Hisokaist created a worship temple for him? I think I’m going to go visit

by Hisokaworshiptemple November 2, 2020

hisokas waifu

Hisoka's Waifu is Viola ⏝👄⏝ Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum.🤤👏 Stay back Machi gRrrRrRrRRrrrrrrrRrr🤬 TERESA AND BRIANNA I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY DEATH NOTE 📓✍️ sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓️shouj0👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦

hisokas waifu is a fat ass simp👀

by Hisokaslut November 24, 2020

hisokasphatjuciethighs

Hisoka has PHAT JUCIE THIGHS！！！

hisoka: my thighs are small :(
illumi: no hisoka, u have phat jucie thighs. dont be sad.

hisoka: wow illumi thanks
hisokasphatjuciethighs

by Bill nye your Favorite guy January 20, 2021