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Hispanic Fuckboy

Male Hispanic fuckboy who wears khaki cargo pants. Usually wears name brands including: Adidas, Nike, Louis Vuitton, Sperry's, Gucci, Versace, ect. He plays soccer and is fit. Hair consists of shaved or short hair on the side with long on the top. Uses lots of gel and has a line shaved on the side. Smells delicious. Cheats on girls and flirts with every girl when he's in a relationship. Really vain and thinks very highly of themselves. Listens to trap music, bachata, norteñas, and narco corridors. Great dancer and always says he wants to dance with you one day. Often "smokes" weed, but he's only done it once. His common emojis include: 😂😏🙈☺😊😉💯🚼💨🔥. Common vocab includes: tru, ik, hahaha, okay or k, wtf, and ohh. Very sexual and makes sexual jokes all the time. Can be sweet, but that's rare. Also he commonly uses the wrong your/you're. Most likely attractive.
Girl: I was talking to Juan yesterday, he's so sweet!
Friend: Juan? He's a such a Hispanic fuckboy!

Girl: He wears those Nike tube socks when he plays soccer.
Other girl: He's probably a Hispanic Fuckboy.

Girl: Our music tastes are so similar! He's the perfect guy!
Friend : What does he listen to?
Girl: Bachata, Drake, The Weeknd, narco corridors, norteñas ya know?
Friend: He's totally a Hispanic Fuckboy!
by fuckboyz101 April 12, 2015
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Hispanicus Hystericus

A disproportional emotional over-reaction to a crisis (or event) caused by an overstimulation of the limbic system that renders efficient function of the pre-frontal cortex extremely difficult.
Bystander #1: "Excuse me... why are they yelling and screaming like that? Are they OK?"

Bystander #2: "They have Hispanicus Hystericus. They'll be OK as soon as they calm down."
by Dr. Carey Perkins April 30, 2022
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Status Hispanicus

When a large hispanic family gets together at a hospital to support a member of their family with a minor injury and have a sustained freak out attack to show the support.
Status Hispanicus. See above
by emc2nh August 23, 2009
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hispanic

A racial group created by the U.S. government to put all people who descend from Spanish speaking countries into one meaningless group. Hispanic is NOT a racial group. They can be white, black, native american, asian, or any combination of these peoples. Hispanic countries are just as racially diverse as the United States, thus this term has no real meaning.
Moron says: Why does he look white? I thought he was hispanic?
by Cuban_steve September 4, 2005
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hispanic time

It refers to the amount of time that a Hispanic, particularly Spanish people, say they'll be somewhere and the time they are there. If you're gonna meet them at 16:00, the interval is from 16:20 to 18:30 usually, but be sure that they'll show up at least 20min late, i've lived in Spain for 18 years now and I can swear it's always like that.
(this is a real conversation I had with a Spanish friend)
him- Why are you mad at me now?
me- is your fuckin' watch broken or what? you said you were going to come at nine and it's ten!
him- I'm not late enough! I'd maybe be late if I had shown up at twelve.

hispanic time...
by FrankieHamish October 24, 2006
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Hispanic Panic

-A state of being typically seen in the (female) Hispanic community. Characterized by increased heart rate, rapid respirations, crying, wailing, fainting or fake fainting.

-Often seen in a setting of extreme grief, sadness or anger.

-A term sometimes used by emergency personnel on scene at an emergency.

- Sometimes, just a show for some attention at a mexican funeral.
-My tia walked in on Hector and Veronica having sex last night; she got all mad and went into Hispanic panic.

-So yesterday at Angel's funeral, my mom started crying hysterically and wailing at the casket. She ended up fainting , so we called 911. The EMT called it Hispanic panic.
by XSHEENX June 30, 2008
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Hispanic

People that come from Spanish speaking countries regardless of race and continent. Not to be confused for a race or ethnicity. People colonized by Spain. So those from Spain, Ecuatorial Guinea, Philippines, and Latin Americans.
Hispanic : Comes from Spanish speaking country. Not that hard.
by Mybrain68 June 1, 2019
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