Referring to that pant monster known as Tom Hiddleston's penis. Also known as Mjolner. Once one has caught an unmistakable glimpse of the Hiddlesconda (particularly prevalent in the movie Thor), it is a mathematical impossibility that one can stop staring at it.
"I went on the Internet and looked up Hiddlesconda."
"Now you see why I will remain a sniveling virgin fangirl for the rest of my physical existence!"
"Now you see why I will remain a sniveling virgin fangirl for the rest of my physical existence!"
by Hiddlesbatch Bitch January 27, 2014
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It is the state where a fan is stoned by Tom Hiddleston's hotness. It may also refer to the fan being unable to live life normally due to Hiddleston's charm, beauty, voice, and intelligence. They usually spend their whole day in Tumblr and barely talk about anything but him and his works.
Fan: OMG I am sooooo hiddlestoned! I'm always staring at his pictures and he's keeping me from doing anything!
A: Did you see Thor? Oh my God Loki is so gorgeous and sexy! I was wondering the whole time what he was doing in Asgard when they were focusing on the other guy on Earth! I mean.. why did they call the movie Thor anyway?
B: Damn you're so hiddlestoned. So am I! <3
Guy 1: She left me after she saw the movie Thor! She says I'll never be as good as Hiddleston!
Guy 2: I know. He's hot!
Guy 1: WHAAAAT?!
Guy 2: I'm dumping you for him too! I am fucking hiddlestoned! :D *is gay now*
Girl 1: Hey look at this guy! *shows a picture of Tom*
Girl 2: Oh my God :O <3 *hiddlestoned*
A: Did you see Thor? Oh my God Loki is so gorgeous and sexy! I was wondering the whole time what he was doing in Asgard when they were focusing on the other guy on Earth! I mean.. why did they call the movie Thor anyway?
B: Damn you're so hiddlestoned. So am I! <3
Guy 1: She left me after she saw the movie Thor! She says I'll never be as good as Hiddleston!
Guy 2: I know. He's hot!
Guy 1: WHAAAAT?!
Guy 2: I'm dumping you for him too! I am fucking hiddlestoned! :D *is gay now*
Girl 1: Hey look at this guy! *shows a picture of Tom*
Girl 2: Oh my God :O <3 *hiddlestoned*
by Hiddlestoned October 25, 2011
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Hiddlestoners are more than ordinary "fans". They will adhere to three or more of the following criteria. A Hiddlestoner is:
Someone who repeatedly spams their blogs/tumblr/forum with images/gifs of Tom Hiddleston.
Someone who sketches him obsessively.
Someone who plasters their walls/folders with pictures of Hiddles.
Someone who uses the word "Hiddles" in a real conversation.
Someone who belongs to/has set up a fan club devoted to Hiddles.
Someone who has actually plucked up the guts to send him a fan-letter.
Hiddlestoners are more than ordinary "fans". They will adhere to three or more of the following criteria. A Hiddlestoner is:
Someone who repeatedly spams their blogs/tumblr/forum with images/gifs of Tom Hiddleston.
Someone who sketches him obsessively.
Someone who plasters their walls/folders with pictures of Hiddles.
Someone who uses the word "Hiddles" in a real conversation.
Someone who belongs to/has set up a fan club devoted to Hiddles.
Someone who has actually plucked up the guts to send him a fan-letter.
Would you call yourself a fan?
No, I'm a Hiddlestoner.
That girl dumped me after she saw Thor!
Don't take it personally mate. She became a Hiddlestoner! No one can compete with Tom Hiddleston.
No, I'm a Hiddlestoner.
That girl dumped me after she saw Thor!
Don't take it personally mate. She became a Hiddlestoner! No one can compete with Tom Hiddleston.
by Athena the Elusive Spark June 21, 2011
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You have probably heard of it that Tom Hiddleston got body shamed... it's so sad :(
So we decided to make a special "Tom Hiddleston Day" at June 11th and thank him for the great 20 years of acting.
Everything we can do it's SUPPORT TOM even more than we do.
So we decided to make a special "Tom Hiddleston Day" at June 11th and thank him for the great 20 years of acting.
Everything we can do it's SUPPORT TOM even more than we do.
by Support Tom Hiddleston! April 18, 2021
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by oliver._.wood June 25, 2019
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