Heww

a word to express enjoyment and excellence

Mike:Dude did you see leben whoop ass tonight
Andrew:Are you serious?
Mike:Yeah killed he anderson
Andrew:HEWW!!!!!!!!

by Ricky Utopia April 6, 2008

Hewlett Packard

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.

PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."

by PCWreader June 24, 2009

hewlett

a district school in long island, new york where the boys and girls come together to smoke wax , juuls , myles etc etc and we have such a nicotine addiction that the school put up posters in the classrooms and the bathrooms after the old posters got taken down. nicotine addictions are basically contagious here, as many cloutchasers end up with them. we come together from the poor part of woodmere , the mediocre part of hewlett and the rich part of hewlett harbor and learn in a school with half shitty and half great teachers. we’re forced to wear our ids and thank gosh not forced to eat the school lunch, which actually honestly isnt that bad. the parties here are mediocre, actually,.. lowkey really bad. the cliques we are known for are the japs - both boys and girls. although we arent the Most jappy school on long island, we’re pretty bad. we rival lawrence and we are very very different from them. life in hewlett is a life unforgettable.

person 1: im moving to hewlett
person 2: good luck, and don’t catch a nicotine addiction!

by fukk school February 14, 2019

hewlett packard

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.

My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.

by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010

HewwoEveryponyBazinga

The ultimate word. Will fling any nearby people into a destructive rampage only rivalled by the wrath of God himself.

"HewwoEveryponyBazinga" uttered James
"U fucking wot mate i'll fucking bash yuz nah I will get here right now nah nah come back you little shit" screeched Anthony

by God but like gay September 11, 2019

Hewlee

Small amount of cum stuck and hanging from the tip on a penis.

I whipped my dick around trying to get a hewlee off.

This girl was so drunk that I got her to suck the hewlee off my dick.

by alchy dee February 22, 2011

hewlett

A district school in long island new york where boys and girls show off their richness. Most that go to hewlett live in Hewlett Bay Park/Harbor and drive to school in their audis bmws and range rovers. Most of the boys wear bape . abercrombie and fitch, american eagle, etc and the girls just wear Pink and buy starbucks next to the Pizza Place. But, all the girls and boys look older than most

Boy: Hey that kid goes to hewlett!

Girl: Yeah I can tell because of his bape tee.

by fukk school January 24, 2018