Faux (fake) bohemian. A variation on yuppie, this type of person likes to act like an artsy, poor bohemian on the outskirts of society when they are in fact a middle-class ex-californian obsessed with fitting in. Seen most often in Portland, OR and other similar yuppie-ville towns.
Colin: That guy with the local coffee, expensive vintage clothing and typewriter is so popular in Hawthorne! I wonder why he never smiles?
Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
by EastPortlandGal October 28, 2008
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Someone who is jealous, envious, negative, gossip, or just plain mean for no reason.
A person from the planet Haetah
Someone who is jealous, envious, negative, gossip, or just plain mean for no reason.
A person from the planet Haetah
by SmarterThanYouWillEverBe July 17, 2010
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Hetangi is a girl who has beautiful body parts ...a really good friend to have...humble...has pretty face...dances well...will be rich for sure
by purple_carcerian December 15, 2021
Get the hetangi mug.Hetangi is a really hard working girl, she is a good hearted person, well she is very kind with her actions,she is a total girlfriend material because she feels emotions so deep and everyone around her are happy to have her. She has a pretty body and gorgeous face, and dances well. She is a crazy and fun-loving person so befriending her would never bore you. At last dont make her angry or else she a is the person who will leave you and you will regret all your life, keep her happy or else you will regret your life desicions.
by purple_carcerian December 15, 2021
Get the Hetangi mug.A common condition in which hatians poorly fake symptoms of life threatning illness
Symptoms include but are not limited to
1. Yelling
2. Extremities flailing in every direction w/ associated screaming.
3. Profusely sweating (not due to actual illness)
4. shortness of breath (while speaking in full sentences)
5. Inability to walk with or without assistance.
The hyde park hatian is very sly, cunning, slippery, smelly and loud. even though they are as dumb as door nails they find ways of getting stuff free and staying out of trouble by playing stupid.
just remember never believe a hyde park hatian is sick.
Symptoms include but are not limited to
1. Yelling
2. Extremities flailing in every direction w/ associated screaming.
3. Profusely sweating (not due to actual illness)
4. shortness of breath (while speaking in full sentences)
5. Inability to walk with or without assistance.
The hyde park hatian is very sly, cunning, slippery, smelly and loud. even though they are as dumb as door nails they find ways of getting stuff free and staying out of trouble by playing stupid.
just remember never believe a hyde park hatian is sick.
johnny: i was at shaws yesterday and this man had a full blown case of the hyde park hatian fake out.
by frankie bisquick October 13, 2008
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