(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.
As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.
I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
by Marwick84 October 01, 2005
by itcanbeunseentruth October 20, 2011
The Star Trek reference to Kirk being called a Herbert could not have been the point when Star Trek 'jumped the shark' as the term was not coined until 1977 when the Fonz actually jumped a shark!
You are a Herbert!
by j0hn52 December 08, 2015
1) pedophillic in nature; the act of being or being percieved to be interested sexually in children. 2) implying a sexually perverted and creepy nature. Taken from the actions of the Family Guy character "Herbert", the perverted old man who is seemingly interested in young boys.
noun: "Mr. Smith, the gym teacher, is such a herbert; he stands in the shower and watches us after football games." verb: "Look at John in the corner, completely herberting those high school girls."
by Brandon Roby/George Palma June 16, 2008
by Krastopher February 01, 2009
A Herbert is a person who at times may be dorky, a loser, says things that they believe are funny..but arent. In most cases a Herbert is a Russell.
You. are. such. A. Herbert.
by English Partner :) December 08, 2010
by Olga P. April 03, 2008