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a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."
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sally palms and her 5 friends 

Your hand and fingers used in jacking off
George W.-my wife left me
Cheney-its ok you still got sally palms and her 5 friends..and if you get real bored i can help

Herofriends 

Two friends who are both heroes and best friends. They are always there for each other, and they love each other very much. They will do anything for each other.
Kap and Anna are Herofriends.
Herofriends by aherofriend September 13, 2011

hefriend 

A hefriend is a male friend that you are in a non romantic/non sexual/non exclusive relationship with.
What are you doing tonight Jennifer? I'm going to the movies with Rob. Really? Is Rob your Boyfriend? No, just a hefriend.