Helvetica

The preferred typeface of Emos everywhere.

Bob: I want to name my daughter Helvetica.
Joe: Bob, you're a emo faggot.

by TJ's Hooker March 25, 2009

The Helvetica Scenario

The Helvetica Scenario is when the queen leaves the nest, or the center of calcium. this can happen when making industrial calcium. Noone really knows where the makers of Look Around You came up with this idea but it is thought that it could possibly be an inside joke(possibly to the entire country) that the U.S. is left out of. When helvetica happens you do not want to be anywhere near that area. your face will melt off which is pretty bad.
It is not only limited to calcium however, it can also happen with i-calcium atomic weight 42.

this is the only way to express it.
The Helvetica Scenario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY7XH2ulTEU&feature=related

by gdug27 February 23, 2009

helvetica-fucker

slang, derogatory term for a hipster

Aw, man look at that helvetica-fucker... He's on Pitchfork again.

by alamodegirl April 5, 2011

Helvetia

A REAL Ass Bitch that don’t take no shii period 🌈🤪👊🏽

Helvetia-Real Azz Bitch

by Ur gay princess November 21, 2021

helvetica

(adj.)

of longing and powerful nostalgia

Solar is very helvetica rn

by solar0range February 8, 2024

Helvetica syndrome

The phenomenon during the mid to late 1990's where newly created fonts at the time, like Arial Rounded, Comic Sans MS, FF Dax, FF Meta, Fira Sans, Tahoma, Verdana, were used on publications and advertising materials as an epitome of modernity

You could see Helvetica syndrome in action everywhere in the late 1990s, with designers ditching traditional fonts for trendy options like Comic Sans and Verdana to give their work a fresh, modern vibe!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025