Heathering

The act of sneakily making someone fat without their knowledge.

Marc busted me Heathering him when he saw me putting heavy cream into his "healthy" smoothie.

by Homeboy Kyle Braman March 25, 2016

heathermorrissexual

Am I attracted to women, not really. But I am attracted to Heather Morris!

I'm not a lesbian, but I am heathermorrissexual

by Heathermorrissexual March 17, 2021

Heathering

The process of deepthroating a large dick. Fitting a large dick into one's mouth

Look at this girl she is heathering a nine inch cock.

by Mister XXX February 26, 2004

sonic the heatherhog

Specifically applicable to a white frekcled female from southeast Michigan who enjoys dancing like badgers, Bollywood music, and watching llamas in her spare time.

Generally, a nickname you give to the Roommate Formerly Known as The Heatherness after she was instructed not to go into the heatherball.


Synonyms: The H-Bomb, Heathurr, The Heatherness, Nugget

Amy: Hamsters are bout it bout it.
Sonic the Heatherhog: Remind me to remember that tomorrow morning.

Adam: Your roommate is quite the interesting nugget.
Sonic the Heatherhog: My name is Sonic the Heatherhog. Get it right...bitch.

Amy: What category do I put it under? How about golf?
My roommate: Well it's a ball I guess.

by Amy Boersma, bitch November 15, 2004

Heathering

The act of hanging with a group of boys with no interest of hooking up with any of them. The opposite of "chazzing"

"Tonight at Linda and Emma's party, Alana was heathering because she was the only girl"

by KDC123 January 10, 2012

In The Heathertons

A combination of the musicals, "In The Heights," "Heathers: The Musical," and "Hamilton." Coined Mia Lacowro, Sawyer Nasal, and German Cheese when they couldn't think of a team name for health class.

"I don't know what my favorite musical of all time would be, but if I had to combine my top three it would be 'In The Heathertons' "

by Wonblur Foot May 29, 2022

Heatherwood Middle School

Middle school in Mill Creek, Washington full of fake ass little shitlings. The staff treats this cheap facility as a federal prison, and they do not care about crippled people who have to use the elevator.

"Yo bro, what middle school did you go to?"
"I went to Heatherwood Middle School I wanted to kill myself"

by Kinkpolice March 27, 2019