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Hearing-AIDS

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head
by silverlemur December 13, 2008
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Hearing aid

What deaf people use to hear better. Can be used as a sex toy by people such as Jake.
"I guess I just have a thing for girls with hearing aids." -Jake
by AC February 17, 2004
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Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)
This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....
by Ruv March 19, 2005
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Hearing aid

The hearing aid is when you take your erectiled dick and stick it in ur partners ear and bust a nut in there ear, causing your sperm to hang from there ear. Then u stick a cotton ball in the ear then fart on it till it hardens creating earwaxs. THen just start YELLING at the person.
I totally gave my girl a hearing aid last night.
by Agonzizzle January 13, 2008
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hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.
"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."
by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009
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European hearing aid

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.
Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
by Dbu June 7, 2013
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Hearing Aid Beige

That matt fawn colour that resembles nicotine stained cream paint, you only find the old NHS hearing aids in this colour as no self respecting person would pay good money to have any item of this dull colour.
her personality is so plain it could be described as hearing aid beige...
by Moggsy James July 1, 2010
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