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hooksexual

A person that is only attracted to Killian Jones also known as hook. In the show once upon a time.
Maddy identifies as a strictly Hooksexual.
hooksexual by Daddy Hooksexual January 4, 2021

Halosexual 

1. Someone that has been playing Halo and Halo 2 so long that they begin to think that cortana is hot.

2. Me.
Dude, Cortana is so hott!
No dude, she isn't.
HEY FUCK YOU MAN!
Halosexual by VOCOR_GAMING_SYSTEM January 24, 2005

Halosexual 

someone who is heterosexual in the real world, yet falls in love with members of the same sex when playing Halo 2.
oh moonrock dude, you are sooooooo awesome with that Battle Rifle dude, that is sooooo sweet, dude we need to play with each other more often, dude I’m getting a boner from your mad skillz, OMG dude I think I'm becoming Halosexual! wtf dude??
Halosexual by LegendaryBart July 28, 2006

halosexual 

Halo-lovers who threaten to kill each other on Xbox-live instead of duking it out in person. They always refer to each other by their profile names even in real life.
"What? Are you gonna threaten to kill me online?....you halosexual..."
halosexual by Barg February 6, 2006

Hamonsexual 

A fan of the manga/anime series "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" who prefers the Hamon-based combat of the first two parts Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency over the stand-based combat of part 3 and onward. Despite part 3 and 4's objective superiority over everything that came before, Hamonsexuals are mostly unable to enjoy Stardust Crusaders and Diamond is Unbreakable to the extent of most other fans.
Charlie is a very brave man. It must have been hard for him to come out as Hamonsexual.
Hamonsexual by Argentenuem October 7, 2021

Haosexual 

a gloating, preening donkey with a taste for fashion, striped shirts, and sucking out with girlfriends named vinhessa.
typically found hanging around christopher street and the east side of manhattan, a haosexual is also known under a number of different monkers: uber donkey, hao quach, hee hao, homohao, haocakes, and of course, vinhessa's bitch.
Haosexual by phillycakes December 15, 2008