worst defender in foot ball of all times , Harry maguire is always a joker . He is some one who cannot even tackle the ball from a 6 year old and can score own goals from any angles . Despite that , he still thinks of himself of a god of defence . Harry Maguire is in love with prisons of greece after he was jailed there
Harry maguire : I can tackle the ball from anyone

next match...
He loses the ball to everyone
by 1234567878900chdjswx February 19, 2023
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The definition of a Goat

truly the best football player of all time
person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"
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A fucking fridge twat that need to be sold now I don't know how to describe how shit he is doesn't know what he is doing lost on the pitch cots pennies. Moves like a fucking double decker metal truck know for his signature move no look defending.
MU Fan: Our defence is perfect.
City Fan: Perfect in a fucking kitchen both a fridge and freezer or just call him Harry Maguire
by Lukasalegend May 4, 2022
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Greek fridge, always looking to kick team mates and blame others for being fat and lazy. He is the definition of a fat fridge. This fridge has cost 80M for moneychester united.
Can you close the Harry Maguire after you've finished eating, I don't want the food to go bad...
by dasdasddsadasd August 19, 2022
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A fridge/freezer, a harry maguire is often known for his shit defending. Harry Maguire's are also not very fond of Greek culture
God hes so wank at football, must be a harry maguire!
by Lê Masturbator August 26, 2020
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a retard that defames manchester united by scoring own goals and overall he plays like his brain is missing
if harry maguire played during the sir alex era, his contract would've been terminated mid season
by ih8footy June 16, 2023
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