harlan

n. Someone who gets all the ladies, regardless of their bonzai-ing prowess.

-Dude, do you see that guy over there?

-Yeah, he's a harlan and has all the ladies, so?

-I want to bang him.

-Dude...?

by HarHar April 17, 2007

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One sexy kid who gets all the ladies!!!!!

Also invent of Bonzai'ing and Bonsai'ing

Harlan banged 18 chicks in 1 night.

by HarJar August 11, 2006

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an over cocky, charming suck up who cannot commit to a long distance relationship. harlans usually sleep with girls and then dump them. usually cute and funny they are able to charm anyone. it is important not to trust a harlan because they are lying cheating man- beasts.

girl#1: i cant believe he cheated on me!

girl#2: everyone saw it coming, he was such a harlan

by paigerpop December 13, 2009

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Small town in Iowa of 5,400 people. Also known as "WHORELAN".. because 90% of the girl are whores and have chlamydia and gonorrhea.

Harlan also host hillbilly races and derbys.

Bob- "Im going to Harlan this weekend."
Casey- "Dont catch anything up there.. chlamydia and gonorrhea are IN THE WATER, its THAT common up there."
Bob- "Oh shit."

by midnighttokerr August 11, 2011

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