harlan

n. Someone who gets all the ladies, regardless of their bonzai-ing prowess.

-Dude, do you see that guy over there?

-Yeah, he's a harlan and has all the ladies, so?

-I want to bang him.

-Dude...?

by HarHar April 24, 2007

harlan

One sexy kid who gets all the ladies!!!!!

Also invent of Bonzai'ing and Bonsai'ing

Harlan banged 18 chicks in 1 night.

by HarJar August 11, 2006

harlan

an over cocky, charming suck up who cannot commit to a long distance relationship. harlans usually sleep with girls and then dump them. usually cute and funny they are able to charm anyone. it is important not to trust a harlan because they are lying cheating man- beasts.

girl#1: i cant believe he cheated on me!

girl#2: everyone saw it coming, he was such a harlan

by paigerpop December 13, 2009

harlan

Small town in Iowa of 5,400 people. Also known as "WHORELAN".. because 90% of the girl are whores and have chlamydia and gonorrhea.

Harlan also host hillbilly races and derbys.

Bob- "Im going to Harlan this weekend."
Casey- "Dont catch anything up there.. chlamydia and gonorrhea are IN THE WATER, its THAT common up there."
Bob- "Oh shit."

by midnighttokerr August 14, 2011

harlan

Small coal mining community in southeastern kentucky.

The land of harlan is divided into two types of people 99.1% losers and .1% awesome.

by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

The Harlan

Wiping your own feces under your arm pit after a long work out. Then making your partner from NJ smell it. Go Team PA

My made my golf partner do the Harlan after he miss a putt

by team pA November 2, 2018

kevin harlan

One of the best commentators in NBA history or NFL history, this man will literally make anything really dramatic and exciting.

Kevin Harlan: LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!

by itsyaboi2323 March 3, 2021