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Pearl Harbored

To have sex with partner while partner is asleep.
I got home last night and Pearl Harbored Martha.
I think Tom Pearl Harbored me last, my underwear was stuck to my ass.
by ad024 October 30, 2011
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Pearl Harbored

While having sex with a woman the man plans in advance to cum inside a woman and not say anything. Like the Japanese; he plans to cum, he knows he is about to cum, cums, and after he came he starts a WAR!
Andrew: yo bro how did you get that black eye?
Brian: I Pearl Harbored Michelle last night, she was so pissed she threw a bottle and hit me right in the eye.

Andrew: understandable but worth it.
by g-man14 July 18, 2011
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Pearl Harbored

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Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.

Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11 attacks were linked to Iraq.

The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.

This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.

Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.
"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"

"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?
You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"
by Dovetchka December 23, 2005
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Pearl Harbored

When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.
I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.
by asiangirllover November 21, 2010
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Ewan Harbord

A mental disorder that grows in your brain causing you to be intelligent but make inappropriate puns and remarks.
You probably have Ewan Harbord so book an appointment at the doctors
by Deeeeedazzz June 15, 2017
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Harbord Hotdog

n. A handjob performed using a hotdog bun as the intermediary substance. After ejaculation, the hotdog is then consumed by the stimulator. Its named after the location it was first performed, Harbord Street, in Toronto, Canada.
That girl Anna is a real skank. She gave that dude a Harbord Hotdog last night!
by Alirio November 10, 2006
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harbord

a high school in downtown toronto that’s home to some of the strangest people on earth. if u catch richard leblanc there make sure to ask him about “le clavier”
you go to harbord? you must be a bucktee and a half
by Bitchygiraffe April 10, 2019
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