if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022

My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Happy Handstand

Inhale marijuana , hold it, do a handstand, exhale after 5 seconds. Some people are unable to perform a handstand without the help of a wall or a friend. Happy handstands can be done with alcohol or drugs. For maximum highness inhale the cannabis while doing the handstand.

Duuude!, I just did a Happy Handstand. I'm so blown!! You have to try it!

by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

Happy Handshake

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.

I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?

by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009

happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

look at the retard with that happy hand

by woeiutgahsldg June 15, 2011

happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

look at that retard with a happy hand

by lilswisshomie December 9, 2011

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009