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hornophobia

A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe
"Why did leila freak out when that couple started making out?" "She appears to be suffering from hornophobia"
by Demoteus September 24, 2005
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Honophobia

1:Fix your mistake before Jared has a panic attack- He's Honophobic!

2:What's that?
3:He has Honophobia!
by TaeTaeIsAThot November 21, 2018
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hyphnophobia

Having hyphnophobia makes no sense.
by Its.Zack February 13, 2009
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Haphephobia

A relatively rare (and very real) phobia characterized by an irrational fear of physical contact. People with haphephobia tend to recoil in fear when someone touches them, especially without consent. It doesn't seem horrible, but it's just like all phobias: You don't know how serious it is unless you have one.

There are two major differences that can be used to distinguish between haphephobia and someone who is just very jumpy:

1. Jumping out of your skin because a stranger randomly touched you is normal. Nearly having a heart attack because a close friend or family member accidentally brushed against you is NOT normal.

2. Remember that it's IRRATIONAL. Being receptive to touch because you suffer from allodynia or some other form of skin sensitivity is perfectly normal. But if it happens for seemingly no reason and you know it; THAT is not normal.
"Hey guys. This is my little brother, Steven."

"Aww, he's so cute!"

"Wait -- don't touch him, he-"

"AAAAHHH!"

"...He has haphephobia."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 23, 2021
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hornophobia

hornophobia,n.
1: What the rr fundies suffer from resulting in their unnatuiral just say no to sex bs.
2: What results from seeing a pic of ann coulter naked.
The fundies are so frightened of the natural human sexual response that, it's clear they suffer from hornophobia.
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 25, 2005
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hagiophobia

The fear of saints or holy things.
She's afraid of Nuns, she's has hagiophobia.
by Brit[ney] January 28, 2008
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Hambophobia

A phobia of the raw meat ham. Not to do with being scared but feeling sick from sight, smell or taste of ham.
I have hambophobia
by Holloo January 13, 2019
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