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Person 1: Hey have you seen Hansen?

Person 2: Yeah, he just told me where all the bitches are at.
Hansen by LemonChik1 November 22, 2021
Man with an extremely large dick
Short but packin
Dam, Hansen sure is packin. His length is taller than his height.
hansen by urbandickpro October 18, 2022

Hansen Unit 

Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.
Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.
Hansen Unit by GD jr October 26, 2012

Hansen Joke 

Any stupid joke that isn’t funny that the joker laughs at but no one else does because it was a stupid not funny joke
Noah made a Hansen joke that no one laughed at
Hansen Joke by DCRAP10 November 16, 2020

hansen maneuver

when a person is wearing baggy short shorts, they use a mirror to make sure their underpants are not showing by putting the mirror in between their legs, and positioning it to get a veiw of their crotch.
jane did the hansen maneuver before she went to rock climbing.

Hansen-worthy 

A teenage girl who is attractive enough to risk meeting up with NBC's Chris Hansen over.
You seen Miley Cyrus lately? Man, she's gettin' Hansen-worthy!