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danksexual

Having a fetish for dank memes
Tyler: Man I love dank memes!
Felix: you must be danksexual!
by DankDeck69 January 24, 2017
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tanksexual

A person who sexually identifies as a tank it can be any kind of tank
I am a tanksexual I identify as a tiger maus and I enjoy prowling around in swamps, fields, forests, and etc looking for communist Soviets to destroy
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harvsexual

being sexually attracted to the name Harvey or Harv
Damn I am really attracted to Harvey. I must be harvsexual!
by acrogratis May 3, 2022
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hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.
"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
by Qube February 27, 2005
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Honksexual

A person who is sexually attracted to clowns.
Jim: Hey, bob, I heard Lily was a honksexual.
Bob: Shit man, that explains why she wanted to see IT so bad.
by Light Refactor May 11, 2018
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Havoksexual

A sexual orientation where you are only attracted to Davey Havok of AFI . you don't want to date anyone else because they are not him
random- look at that guy over there he's cute
me - nah im havoksexual
by Casey Glitter February 25, 2012
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hasosexual

Oh I'm a hasosexual, I used to be gay but I'm not anymore
by Anti_You November 30, 2016
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