by yourniggatony March 27, 2019
Get the Larry Haneymug. To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
by Doomious April 5, 2009
Get the Handjob Haneymug. In days long past, in a time in the not so far and distant future, there existed a man who went by many names; the Alexis, Alexus (Ah-lex-ous), the Alex (Ah-Lex) and sometimes Alex. There are bird wars that have been fought with their feathers.
His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.
His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.
by Buuuuungi January 24, 2022
Get the The Alexis Haneymug. A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.
The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.
by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010
Get the Jasper Haneymug. A political Bro who tries to milk the woke voters by taking and posting selfies of himself all the time. A total selfie, self promoting hoe
You see that politician pull a Matt Haney by showing up to the BLM rally and take/post 10 selfies of himself and leave after 5 minutes so he could go chug IPA’s with his bros while watching a golf tournament.
by TotalRecallSF November 26, 2021
Get the matt haneymug. by littlesnowcold45 February 6, 2022
Get the haney arcmug. A group of greaseballs who have nothing better to do than take butane hoots, start beef they cant handle and fuck the ugliest bitches in the lower mainland
by Cam whitaker May 31, 2018
Get the Haney kidsmug.