by Wilfrid Laruier April 21, 2006
by 2.718281827 September 15, 2009
Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.
Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.
Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.
by Dick Furcoochie June 01, 2016
When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.
"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"
"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."
"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."
"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."
"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."
by Ryan Perkins January 14, 2008
Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time....
Me: yeah typical handyman
Me: yeah typical handyman
by TemenL December 20, 2017
when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax
by imthedentist February 02, 2015