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hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.
The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.
by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008
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Jacob Hanukkah

A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion
by Skeetskeetbuttcrack123 April 14, 2019
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Miracle Of Hanukkah

When passing around a bowl of marijuana, it is rare that only one light will last eight hits. Especially in the holiday season, it is appropriate to title the passing of exactly eight hits as a Miracle of Hanukkah.

Or, Mirahuanukkah.
Woah, that bowl lasted so long! Yeah, it's a Miracle Of Hanukkah...A Mirahuanukkah
by evabevabaltus March 27, 2011
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hanukkah bush

yo, lets go out and cut us down a hanukkah bush!
by emixzy December 22, 2008
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Hanukkah Head

The act of giving or receiving head from a spouse or partner all 8 nights of Hanukkah. On the final night your partner MUST swallow no exceptions.
Ethan: what did you get for Hanukkah this year?
Jeff: I’m not getting anything from Julia this year since she is participating in Hanukkah head.

Ethan: That’s sweet wish I had someone to do that with
by Hanukkah Harry’s left nut November 29, 2021
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hanukkah

8 nights of latkes, fried greasy potato pancakes, for dinner, and having to "try" to act excited. It is hard to pretend but I dont want to make my Mom and Dad fell bad. OK, the candles are fun but my mom wont let me play with the matches and is worried the house will burn down if I lite the candles or I might burn my fingers, but really, can't you spare even one magic elf bring us toys too. I am a good boy. Honest.
Dear Santa, do you have any magic Jewish elves to spare around Hanukkah? See my sister says you know Yenta Claus? Is there really such a person or not? Is there really a Hanukkah Harry? Who is this Santa Cohen and are any of them magic elves? Are they really jewish too? Is Yenta Claus real? If that is true ask her not to forget me. Just say I am good and to give me an ipod.
I love you, Thank you Jacob
by JacobSeth121899 September 22, 2006
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Hanukkah tank

A tank of gasoline that lasts longer than one would expect. In reference to the Jewish tradition of Hanukkah, in which oil for their candles lasted for eight days and eight nights by divine intervention.
I haven't filled up in like two weeks. It's a Hanukkah tank.
by The Notorious B.A.C.H. July 2, 2009
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