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Half-Chub

You’re giving me a half-chub.
by FuglySwan May 15, 2018
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half chub bacon

Bacon cooked to perfection. Halfway between crispy and limp.
Don't cook the bacon too long. I love half chub bacon!
by Beard$ April 14, 2014
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Half Chub Hertz

Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.
Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
by Halfchub1 March 9, 2011
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half chub chillin

The position of being so comfortable that you will receive a half chub
Bro last night me and my girl were half chub chillin and i got her pregnant
by Zetrosome December 16, 2016
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Half Chub Fallacy

Someone arguing that directs the substance of the argument specifically to a spot which brings them pleasure to talk about.
Muxaio: You can’t treat me worse because I have a lower VISA status than you
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over

Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.
by The half chub December 17, 2025
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Gentleman's Half Chub

The half way point of male arousal. This male arousal sometimes never develops into full arousal. A gentleman's half chub, or "GHC," may stem from various non-sexual sources. One might gain a gentleman's half chub when hearing that their favorite band is playing at a nearby club, that Coors Banquet Beer is on tap, or upon watching Jadeveon Clowney hit someone so hard that their helmet and shoes come off. Nonetheless, a GHC might be brought upon by more traditional methods such as heavy petting or short skirts.

The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.

A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
I was sporting a gentleman's half chub when I heard that Las Vegas would be getting an NFL team, allowing me to mix vices at a more potent rate.
by Daniel Midland June 30, 2017
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Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020
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