Hasoon

beautiful, strong minded and stubborn. She will have you falling for her in a matter of days and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Hasoon; don't you dare let her go!

"Yo man, I met the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Said her name is Hasoon, she gave me her number!"
"FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU'RE BEING SO STUBBORN, HASOON."

by kevvyy December 26, 2016

Hansoo

An Asian man that thinks he is a white male. In other words, “a Twinkie”. Symptoms of this fatal Disease are, an Asian having a big penis, having terrible grades, and constantly wanting to commit sudoku.

“Jim is totally a god damn chink, I mean Hansoo”!

by Hansoo May 30, 2020

Hakoona Matata

A famous phrase from the lion king. Hakooona Matata meens dont worry/no worrys. It is starting to find its way into schools now see eg.

I just had a massive fight with my best friend =(

Ohh..Hakoona Matata! It'll be alright.

by HalfWayDead December 4, 2007

Haysooz

1.) The Mexican pronunciation of "Jesus."

2.) A more playful/sarcastic/humorous/et cetera way of saying "Jesus." Is used in place of Jesus. Also used to emphasize a point or statement.

Pronunciation: "hey-zeus."

Only to be used online. Do not say haysooz in real life unless you are addressing someone who's name is actually Jesus, or else you will sound like a complete asshole.

Elle: I just had a Skarsgasm.
Alejandro: haysooz!

Matt: Haysooz! Lady Gaga's Alejandro music video is so explicit!

by bananemadchen July 11, 2010

Hansoon

An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum.

Triggered by: -People being loud late at night

-Having sex on a pool table

-Eating their food when drunk

-Anything you do if your named Moga

-Bringing them dishes to clean

-Chop through their door with an axe

(even worse if they are having sex)

-Cats tipping over trash cans

Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound

-Party balls thrown down stairways

-"FUCKING CAT" screamed

-Racial slurs

-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)

-Orange towels thrown

-Door slammings and stomping

Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?

Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.

Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!

(door slams, stomping)

and

("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")

Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'

by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009

Hakooey

n. Someone named Reggie who eats watermelon regularly and may or may not have an affinity for throwing spears.

That dirty hakooey Reggie stole my VCR again.

by The Spear Chaser October 27, 2012

haesoo

haesoo is a person you can never get enough of. when you become close with someone named haesoo, you will want to keep them close to you forever and for all the right reasons. haesoo is a person of exquisite knowledge and intelligence coupled with their astounding breathtaking beauty. haesoo is inspiring in every way possible and a very artistic person in every field, did I mention they're talented as well? everyone who has a haesoo in their life is lucky and should do everything in their power to give all their power to them.

Did you know Haesoo enjoys to be called "daddy"?

by dnate<3 November 20, 2021