horoscopic

When your horoscopes are your religion; you believe fully in everything horoscopes say and swear by it.

'What religion are you?'

'Oh, I'm horoscopic. Hey have you seen a newspaper?'

by whiteshadow28 February 11, 2009

horoscope delight

During intercourse, the man recites the woman's horoscope, while the woman is surrendering her vagina as a penetration tool.

Yesterday horoscope delight was amazing. Corey simply did it in a fantastic manner.

by Eddie Reilly February 09, 2008

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Horoscope Mobile App

There are 12 houses in every horoscope which are associated with different aspects of life. Planetary constellations are calculated on the basis of your date, time and place of birth in the horoscope. The Karma Astro App is an accurate horoscope mobile app through which you can make your birth chart.

Horoscope Mobile App

by Pachangam January 29, 2023