Hof

The viscous brown spot left on the underpants of a person (usually male) upon passing wind following the act of unprotected sodemy

If I dont get to the toilet soon Im going to have a 'Hof"

by Bretts man August 12, 2010

hoffing

the act of being fly.

you look hoffing in that shirt.

by ladybugg1 November 4, 2009

Hoffed

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.

Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.

by fatpricks1 April 10, 2011

hof

heroes of the future.
a great rs clan with great leaders.

noob1: omg dude! hof is in this world!
noob2: z0mg? lets log!

by mastino August 14, 2006

hof

A term used by Turk on the hit TV show "Scrubs". It is used to describe a women that is "Hot From Afar" But Up Close She's Ugly.

Did you see that chick? She was totally HOF!

by cooper.w June 22, 2008

hof

Created in the CPH's suburbs in the 90's. Means when something is more than nice.

Hot damn....that girl is HOF!!

by Andrew & Jågger-J August 21, 2004

hof

a lanky, hairy, goatman like person

Stop being such a hof and shave you mustache!

Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses

Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!

by Funkyfresh81 November 8, 2007