Hespling telling

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud

Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.

by RAS-T king June 20, 2018

hesperia

The foremost lamest piece of crap town I've ever known in the history of for-fuckin' ever. The roads are crappy, the people are stupid, the houses are multiplying and the weather is ridiculously shifty, you never know exactly what season tomorrow will be due to the local climate and circumstances. Many believe it was built on an Indian burial ground and that could be indeed the reason as to why the clouds sometimes just flat-out circle this hell of a city and pass us by without the rain we want. There isn't a movie theatre, major arcade, large pizza place or drive-in theatre in the town. The city also goes dead after about 8 p.m. because nobody here likes having fun or doing anything in public. Most adults here work either in the small shops, diners, small businesses or for the school/park district. Oh, and half this city is full of FUCKTARDS!!!

"Hey let's go to the arcade," says one friend.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I hate Hesperia!!!" says the first friend as he begins walking towards the bus stop.

by Texace 3XO April 28, 2006

hesperia

a location consisting of someone knowing someone knowing someone else from hesperia. no matter where i'm at or whom i'm talking to, someone knows someone from hesperia.

"my babys mommas daddys sister knows your friends lovers ex-boyfriend from hesperia."

"i took an internship in london and my roommate's friend is from hesperia"

"i live in los angeles and yet, half of my circle of friends are from hesperia but i didn't meet any of them until moving to la."

by sheeluvlee January 29, 2009

hespair

when you are so hungry you approach feeling despair over your lack of food

She was very hangry. The hespair was killing her!

by laylakat June 28, 2011

Hesperia

A town filled with the ugliest people on earth due to incestual relationships. They are always filled with acne and are most likely uncircumcised. They also cheat at life and love to make fun of homosexuals.

Hesperia is a piece of shit.......tumbleweed.

by Bantu May 4, 2006

hespevet

-hates the burnings of the elvenrope.
-does not live on wanzelestreet, does not live on wanzelestreet ( anymore)

oooooooh yeaaaah MC hespevet is getting down with it OLD SKOOOOL!!!

by vark April 6, 2003

hespevet

1. The grease from a slice of bacon.
2. Person. See: wordnellex/word or wordgollem/word.

- "Help! There's a gremlin look-a-like who's e-mailing me at least one four-page essays on the "Torrasque"-unit from starcraft every hour!"
- "That's what you get for giving your e-mail addy to Hespevet"

by haedesch April 6, 2003