I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! 

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! by ribetab January 11, 2011

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

absolute fucking dick head by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head 

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

scrotum for a fuckin head 

When someone's face is bult exactly like a scrotum

YO WHY HAS XAVIER GOT A FUCKIN SCROTUM FOR A FUCKIN HEAD

scrotum for a fuckin head by Jaydenwalpert February 24, 2025

fuckin greb head 

the word grebs use to insult chavs or townies cuz they hate nothing more than to be called a greb

chav: grebs suck dick
greb: shut up ya fuckin greb head
chav:u wanna fight?
greb:yh bring it
chav(walking away):yh walk away ya pussy

fuckin greb head by u fuckin greb hed October 25, 2007

Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head! 

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head! by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018

Fuckin' with my head 

For someone to use psychology to manipulate another, either by coy deception or paradoxes. To mislead another with words or wit. To deceive them with a false impression, but lead them to believe your actions are intentionally suspect.

"You looked really stressed. Something wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she keeps fuckin' with my head!"

Fuckin' with my head by KarmaLog July 31, 2018