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Haduken

The act of inserting one fist into a woman's vagina and the other fist into her anus.
I can't believe she let me haduken her...twice.
by Mr. Machine77 December 11, 2010
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Haduken

A form of expression, signaling a sudden great force, like a push or a blast of pure energy. =D. Original form, second for is plugen created solely by Katoosh and posted onto urban dictionary.
"haduken!!!!!" *pushes friend to ground*
by Katoosh July 8, 2009
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Haugen

A haugen (plural: haugens; symbol or abbreviation: Hgn or, sometimes, Haug.) is the name of a unit of measure in a number of different systems.

Its size is defined as 11368.21 units. There are 1,000 haugens in a KiloHaugen. A corresponding unit of currency would be a haugen dollar. A corresponding unit of area is the square haugen and a unit of volume is the cubic-haugen.

The haugen is a common unit of measure of currency in the United States, particularly southern California, for amounts above $10,000 and has been reportedly used in some providences of Canada.

This unit of currency has been created to aid in paying out of company expense reports submitted in a tardy fashion. When the total reimbursed amount reaches or exceeds the $10,000 dollar amount, the total amount will be discussed in haugens or fractions of haugens.
Man, that house was ridiculously expensive. The owner was asking for sixty-eight and a half haugens for it. And it only had 2 bathrooms.
by Timmy L. Eat December 13, 2007
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haduken

The ever so clever name of my BONG...
Also a supremely powerful chi blast....
"I've had a bad day, I guess I'll HADUKEN my worries away"...
Or "Don't talk shit, or I'll Haduken your face off"
by Derek Jensen May 28, 2008
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Haduken

To expell gas from your posterior in a clasping/throwing motion into another persons general vacinity. Used in conjunction with saying the word "Haduken!!" simultaneously. Additional emotion can be added to the act by saying "Rat-ta-tuken" instead of solely "Haduken!!"
Billy Hadukened his friends the other day and they did not appreciate the smell!
by James Callahan November 14, 2006
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Haduken Zombie

The most badass of all zombies, known for having Halo-like lunge/uppercut techniques; except they hardly use a sword because theyre so badass.
-they are supreme over the other kinds of zombies.
-they have acid sperm.
-they frequently rape Hitler zombies.
oh shit son! zombie apocolypse is real!

WATCH OUT A ZOMBIE!
oh shit, its just a bitchy Hitler zombie.


OMFG BEHIND YOU!!! THAT SNEAKY ASS HADUK-*gets uppercutted*



person:dayumm them zombies!!

random other person: hey- they arent just zombies

*pumps shotun*

them is Haduken Zombies!!

person: *pants turn brown* OMFG ZOINKS -WTF I SAID ZOINKS!

*dies*
by stapleface the great April 24, 2009
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Haugen

Biggest chotch in the fucking world

Oversized weight and foreheads

Big feet

Big hands

Small Pepe

Kidney diseases
Big Haugen
by Ilovemen37 January 14, 2020
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