Haydn

Haydn is the nickname given to a failing ninja. However they still think they are as good as Chuck Norris, but they need to practice their roundhouse kicks. They often criticise other great ninja's and should learn to take a leaf out of Jackie Chan's book.

"I am the best ninja. You're a ninja n00b."
"Dude. Stop being such a Haydn."

by Sporky101 April 16, 2009

Haydn Dever

Fat mong that stinks of cheese and his teeth look like wotsits goes round thinking he’s mad and pesters all the younger year following them usually a squeaky puff

You stink of Haydn Dever

by Horny nigga April 30, 2019

Haydn Smith

Likes his Riven sherpa carries ;) drinks down his Bepis like a chug jug. Big boi!

Hey Haydn Smith! Want some 1k voices?

by Datto's Hotty GF December 1, 2018

Haydn

Haydn is somebody you want to be best friends with. He'll never leave you and he's very trustworthy. If you see a Haydn, say hi to him, he'll appreciate it.

Person 1 - Did you see Haydn over there?
Person 2 - Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Person 1 - Let's go say hi!

by notabaka_ September 26, 2021

Haydn

The founder of the bean bois and is sexually repressed

OMG it's Haydn he's such a virgin

by MrSmiler-17 January 30, 2024

Haydn Wood

whale

haydn wood is a whale

by pickerstree August 2, 2020

Haydn lewis

Haydn lewis is slag for fruit cake, commonly used in Hampshire

An example is, get out of bed it’s 4 o’clock stop being a Haydn Lewis

an other example is hey Jerry do you wanna walk to the shop to get £5 munch, Jerry nah it’s raining out side, Jerry your such a gaydn lewis

by Hampshireeebw123 June 18, 2019