Haydn 

Haydn is the nickname given to a failing ninja. However they still think they are as good as Chuck Norris, but they need to practice their roundhouse kicks. They often criticise other great ninja's and should learn to take a leaf out of Jackie Chan's book.

"I am the best ninja. You're a ninja n00b."
"Dude. Stop being such a Haydn."

Haydn by Sporky101 April 16, 2009

Haydn 

Haydn is somebody you want to be best friends with. He'll never leave you and he's very trustworthy. If you see a Haydn, say hi to him, he'll appreciate it.

Person 1 - Did you see Haydn over there?
Person 2 - Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Person 1 - Let's go say hi!

Haydn by notabaka_ September 26, 2021

Haydn 

The Man Who Can’t Stop Taking L’s

That’s Just Haydn Taking Another L

Haydn by The L Giver February 3, 2022

Haydn 

The Haydn. Can’t spell his own name, his best friends are his rocks. He sings them songs before bed. His hinge profile is legend in the dating world. The best thing about the Haydn is his housemates and her scottish friends. He was nurly cooked by the irish during the famine.

Rocks: “when is Haydn coming home?”

Haydn: “I’ve been here the whole time” (clears throat)
Rocks: (stay silent in excitement)
Haydn: “I will, I will, rock youuuu”🎶
(whacks head against ceiling in time to the queen song)

Rocks: (stay silent in jottiness)

Haydn by Monisa September 15, 2023

Haydn 

the biggest scammer out there don’t trust anyone name that

Jacob - Yo haydn can i pay you a dollar and you’ll give it back

Haydn - sure

Jacob - Where is it

Haydn - went poof

Haydn by jacobs’s chez November 20, 2023

Haydn 

The founder of the bean bois and is sexually repressed

OMG it's Haydn he's such a virgin

Haydn by MrSmiler-17 January 30, 2024

Haydn

The most beautiful man you will ever meet in your entire life. Haydn is someone who will change anyone's life who meets him for the better. He is an absolute ball of sunshine, and if you ever get to see the side of Haydn that isnt an absolute ball of sunshine, that means he trusts you, and you know you've made it in life. Every girl wants him, and only one girl can get him. he is a one-and-done type of man so whoever his first girlfriend is, is the girl he is going to marry. He is absolutely gorgeous from head to toe, the fittest man you will ever see in your entire life. He's tall, muscly, sexy, and has absolutely magnificent legs, including a beautiful succulent bum. he has the sexiest voice and sexiest accent you have ever heard and i actually feel sorry for anyone who meets him because no one else they ever meet will ever compare to my beautiful haydn.

'oh hey! hows your new boyfriend going? me and my boyfriend have been dating for two years.'

'oh hello, he's good, his name's haydn.'

'fuck is he open to threesomes'

Haydn by ilovemyhaydn69 July 4, 2026