No one knows the orgin of this reclusive super-hero. Her super-power is an elevated form of dyslexia which she uses to solve crimes and root out evil.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.
by The Ginger Piper December 03, 2010
by slow decay July 11, 2006
Hawthorne NY- working or middle class hamlet in westchester ny. next to valhalla, thornwood, white plains, elmsford, sleepy hollow, and pleasantville. mainly white trash kids and some hispanic kids. rivals with pleasantville and valhalla.
I live in hawthorne.
by Mike003 June 11, 2007
A hawthorne is the act of giving a blow job upside down.
For example, a girl would be laying down on a couch while the man comes above her and begins to "throat fuck" her. The balls then bounce on her fore-head while she continues to blow the dude.
For example, a girl would be laying down on a couch while the man comes above her and begins to "throat fuck" her. The balls then bounce on her fore-head while she continues to blow the dude.
"So i totally got head last night"
"No way, how was it?"
"I gave her a hawthorne, you know the answer"
"She's, a keeper"
"No way, how was it?"
"I gave her a hawthorne, you know the answer"
"She's, a keeper"
by Vlasie May 04, 2009
by Motherfucker88 October 20, 2019
This is an AFL team that always gets free kicks, even if they aren't even playing. They are rebuilding right now and even if someone reads this 20 years into the future, they would still be rebuilding because they are so shit at it
How bad is Hawthorn
by 4202169 June 18, 2021
by JOOCIFER September 14, 2010