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You had to be there

A phrase used as an excuse after someone tells a story that's not funny at all.
Person A: "Isn't that hilarious?"
Person B: "No, I don't really get it."
Person A: "...You had to be there."
by Yer MOM10000 August 9, 2009
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you had me at hello

A phrase that expresses affection, popularized by the movie Jerry Maguire. At the end of the movie, when Jerry expresses his love in a long-winded speech to Dorothy, Dorothy's reply was the simple phrase: "You had me at hello."
Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... complete me.
Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello."
by Lei G. January 28, 2004
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you had me at hell no

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'
douche: so can i have your number?

hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea

douche: so you wanna call me instead?

hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???

douche: well you had me at hell no
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
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You had to be there

"You had to be there" is a phrase that one often uses when someone asks about a situation/joke/piece of time.

Basically, it means that it's hard to actually explain what that situation was like and that the person who is asking had to be a part of the situation to understand.

TLDR; You should have been there
For example, when perhaps two of your friends have an inside joke without you, and you're curious as to what that inside joke means, and they tell you, "You had to be there" (meaning, you had to be around them at the time when the inside joke took place to truly understand it).
by sparklingmagic February 28, 2021
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I thought you had a plan

A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.
Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan
by AleKsandr H. August 19, 2011
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you had one job

What bad guys say to their henchman when they either fail their task or get distracted.
Chicken Run lady: You had one job, Mr. Tweedy!
by frabrizio July 18, 2018
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