Gymnastics

That thing you do after sex to reach the nearest t-shirt.

Gymnastics-

"No... wait... you move this way. No, no, not... yeah, that way. Now grab that shirt. Or the shorts... whatever you can reach. Yeah, that's fine, that'll work." *scampers off to bathroom*

by Thaaaank fr. June 23, 2013

Gymnastics

Fucking, mating, watersports in bed.

Did you score last night? Were there any gymnastics?

by Ed Iskandar June 17, 2005

Gymnastics

A bunch of 4 year old girls jumping around and doing crap.

Gymnastics is dumb.

by Ricky Dobby February 24, 2019

Gymnastics

A sport competed in by girls who think they are way too good for anybody else. They are always short and chunky with little to nothing in the bust area. They can do all these crazy tricks that nobody else can do, but they do it with so little grace it hardly looks good. They go past lovely lines and turn them to look like shit. They can't dance, even though they say they 'dance' in their routines. The lines the make are harsh and ugly. The gymnasts usual compare their sport to ballet, saying it is twice as hard when in reality ballet is harder, better and more beautiful, and also requires more grace, beauty, passion, dedication, disciplin, etc. To be a ballerina, you need an EXACT body shape, you must be skinny and strong, but not show too much muscle in your legs, you must be able to put up with immense amounts of pain, you must be flexible and have extreme turnout, and you need to be able to pull everything off while fooling anybody watching into thinking it is a piece of cake. To be a gymnast, you just need to have started from a young age.

Friend 1: God gymnastics is ugly.
Friend 2: I know. Isn't ballet just so much prettier and better?

by DieDieDie666 January 27, 2012

gymnastics

a sport that involves flips

there are 3 disciplines
its for men and women

Sophie does gymnastics.

by gymmei September 11, 2021

Gymnastics

More than a sport. An art that involves courage, bravery, will power, mental and physical strength, flexibility and passion. Gymnastics is a sport that can change your life, body and is really very fun. There are 7 main disciplines of gymnastics all with their own unique flips and tricks which are very fun to learn. It is a creative and artistic sport that is for all genders and all ages. It is a sport that is fun and interesting to do but also to watch.

My favourite sport is gymnastics. What about you?
Gymnastics is so fun.

by gymnast_4nn13 November 22, 2021

gymnastics

The greatest sport known to man.

Look up Kohei Uchimura Greatest Moments and prepare to be amazed.

Her: No way , you do gymnastics?

Me: Yeah

Her: Wanna go out some time *Visible Attraction*

by breza June 6, 2022