jaime guttenberg

one of the 17 victims of the parkland shooting on 2.14.18

jaime guttenberg was such a sweet girl , she deserved better .

by i love depression and anxiety February 13, 2019

gettin' a Guttenberg

Receiving a blowjob in public, while sitting behind a desk or in front of a podium, so that the person adminstering the blowjob is hidden. (ala Steve Guttenberg in the film "Police Academy.")

President Clinton was gettin' a Guttenberg while giving the State of the Union address.

by Reagan Reagan Reagan July 30, 2008

guttenberg sth.

to copy from other people in order to obtain an academic title by fraud or even just to finish your assignment without having to work too hard
to steal literary property

That assignment is killing me! I wish I had someone to guttenberg from!
Man, that dissertation is really hard to accomplish! I´ll just guttenberg sth. from the scientific service of the German Bundestag!

by tisch April 24, 2011

Guttenberg Press

When a male jumps high in the air (usually off a sofa, etc.) and goes into a backflip in mid air, then lands with his penis inside a woman's vagina or asshole.

I was so proud of myself when I landed the Guttenberg Press for the first time.

by chrisVno3s November 9, 2016

guttenberg delight

basically when a woman does all of the work and reaches climax as well, derived from steve guttenberg the washed up actor not doing anything all these years

Hey man, you mean you just layed there while you gave her the "guttenberg delight" man you lazy mofo!! When are you going to get off your ass and start doin' it for yourself!!

by Dave Sneed August 28, 2009