gurt

the act of oral sex

And when you gurt me I always start laughing a little
You do it so good you make tha shit tickle-"Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me"-Cold Flamez

by RedzJunya June 7, 2009

gurt

To ejaculate on a turtle

After finishing his walk in the park, Brent decided he could use a nice Gurt.

by thegurtmeister1 March 4, 2010

Gurt

To vomit, usually from excessive drinking. A term originating in Norfolk County

Alex: Hey did you go to Keenan's last weekend?
You: Yea but I gurted all over his basement

by greenbeans&ham November 23, 2018

gurt

to ejaculate

"i'm a go tug gurt"

"gurt tuggin time"

by burt tugger December 24, 2009

gurt

the god of gurtism, a religion which originated in a roblox community and is now known abroad. he is the creator of the eggverse

priase gurt he created the eggverse

by scriptid April 21, 2018

Gurt

Gurt is a slang-word often used in Toronto, ON. It is a word that means to get beat up, or get your as whooped.

Bruh, you stepped on my kicks. Wipe that shit off or you're about to get gurt.

by DuntrusLilot November 27, 2016

gurt

1) To ejaculate

(Not necessarily but usually done and said in a manner involving a situation when: Semen is released in large quantities, released internally, while relieving immense stress (sexual tension), in a single load. So basically to discharge sperm very aggressively inside of your partner's vaginal region or any other orifice that can be penetrated and or injected with semen "a big cream pie".)

2) A slang for Semen, brought about by the fact that semen seems to some what resemble plain yogurt (Gurt if shortened) when spilled on certain surfaces, and or when leaking from a woman vagina or any person's skin after sexual intercourse.

1) (Guy having sex with girlfriend) "Damn it! It's too much for me to handle even pulling out. I'm gonna gurt!"

2) (random dude) "Sorry I didn't mean to shoot gurt all over your sheets."

by Demented Definitions February 6, 2011