Gurneesh

Masturbate

How the hell did you get so many steps on your fitbit at that time in the morning?!...... Wait were you doing a Gurneesh?

by Mr Ribbons July 18, 2020

Gurnek

The most unique sikh boy you’ll ever meet. He's always dealing with a lot but doesn’t let people see that. He likes making others happy. He is super geeky but also the coolest ever. He knows how to make people smile. He’s a trendsetter because he does everything his own way and doesn’t give a fuck abt ur opinion. He’s also the type that u can bring home to mom:)

Gurnek is so cool.
Gurnek is so sweet I could marry him!

by byebyebyebyebye July 5, 2020

gurneet

Gurneet is a Sikh name meaning the person who believes in Guru. People with this name are cool and confident.

Gurneet is blessed

by Lily16 November 24, 2016

Gurneha

A name of a fucking dumbass bitch who won’t shut the fuck up. If this is ur name ur an annoying lil bitch who no one likes. If you find a gurneha, run the other way. If you don’t have one in your live count that as a blessing.

(In the living room)
‘Ugh Gurneha’s coming’

Gurneha: ‘hiiiii your in the living room’

‘Yeah no fucking shit’

by anonymous March 30, 2022

chief gurner

the one person out of a group of mates who takes a hell of a lot more extacy than the rest. he/she is usually the one at the end of the night licking grass as 'it feels amazing'

'oi, chief gurner, stop telling that copper you love him and get in the bloody taxi before you get arrested guy!'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

gurners

E's, pills, ecstacy. Due to the unsightly gurning experienced by ravers under the influence of.

I'm gonna see (insert dealer name here) for a bag of gurners.

by rasko September 12, 2003

Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015