Gumpin

A cliff at dolime quarry in Guelph Ontario. The name came to be when some drunken idiot (read: typical cliff jumper) tried to spray paint "Jump In" but managed to spell "Gjump In" which has now been shortened to "gumpin". A gumpin is also a measurement. 1 gumpin = ~25ft
a gumpin is not a static measurement because a gumpin is defined as "the distance from the top of the cliff to the water" thus a gumpin is never the same.

S: I dare you to dive off the gumpin!
T: I dare you to gainer the gumpin!
S: I dont know how to GAY-NOR
T: It's "gainer" not gaynor, you fucker.
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I answered my physics test in gumpin lengths.
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Dude that cliff is like 3/4ths of a gumpin.
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Gumpin is pronounced "Guu-om-pin"
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the amount of water in dolime quarry is 36 gumpins cubed (i.e. 36g^3 opposed to 300m^3)

by i<3jackjohnson March 4, 2009

Gumpin' out

when an ordinary person, wandering through life, stumbles upon great fortune.

That Jared guy from Subway is worth millions....he's totally gumpin' out.

by pomplemousse October 26, 2011

Gumpin' Out

1. Verb; Similar to a "Black-Out" state of mind; the victim will look haggard and despondent; usually whilst laying on a comfy couch/comfy area with drool appearing from the corners of the mouth.

2. Adjective; He looks "Gumped Out".

1. After minutes of no text reply from my significant other, I came to the conclusion that he was "Gumpin' Out".

2. After wine, ice-cream, and peanut butter cookies, Chad sat on the couch and appeared to be "Gumped Out".

by LightRailCoyote February 15, 2014

straight gumpin' it

One's ability to run with great amounts of speed. Usually in order to reach a destination or escape a pursuer.

"I was trying to catch Dave, but he was straight gumpin' it!"

by Stealthfox December 8, 2007

Gumpin It

When someone is running as fast as they can, and look like an idiot doing so.

That guy looked like a fool, gumpin it away from the cops like that.

by JohntheOnion August 25, 2023

Gumpin' It

Masturbating EXCLUSIVELY to the sex scenes in Forrest Gump the Novel made in 1986 by Winston Groom and the 1994 movie by Robert Zemeckis

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm about to be Gumpin' It so hard!"

by ShadyShrew August 25, 2025

Gumpin It

The act of placing a living freshly caught shrimp, (or crawdad depending on your region) inside of your rectum in the manner of the hamster Lemmiwinks in the South Park episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance". There are some who swear by the more extreme variation "Bubba-Gumpin It" - in which you place two belts around your lower thighs in a tourniquet-fashion to pay homage to Lt. Dan.

Sorry I'm late, I was Gumpin it for the last hour or so.

by [Zuss]BeanMan March 29, 2025