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Gumping It 

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
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Gumping It 

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.
Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.
Gumping It by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020

Gummin' It

An expression used to state you are about to undertake a difficult challenge, equal to or above your skill, whilst being unprepared.

Said expression often causes the speaker to be toothless for the time it takes to say it. Do not be alarmed, your teeth always return.

A feeling of smug superiority will normally come over the user if they succeeded in their goal.
1. Fighting a black belt when you have no fighting experience and just ate a pound of fried chicken and mashed potatoes.

2. Taking an Advanced Calculus Regents when you have a C average in basic math.

3. Eating a roast beef/steak with no teeth.

4. I'm Gummin' it.
Gummin' It by Vito93 March 11, 2010

Gumping it up 

To be continuously successful in life but always fall victim to dating or falling in love with the most tragic downtrodden unsuccesful polar opposite people imaginable and be perfectly fine with it.
Julie just got her masters and bought a new house and car....why is she Gumping it up with that loser Greg who works part time at KFC and lives with his parents?
Gumping it up by TWORL May 20, 2012

gummin' it

to receive a blow job from an old person who has no teeth.
i went to the old folks home and the 80 year old women was gummin' it
gummin' it by Zach Beaulieu May 6, 2006

gumin it 

they picked on mike for gumin it!!!
gumin it by dorkus17 May 19, 2004

Gumping it 

"Gumping it" is when a person is not quite "retard", yet they are toeing on the line.
That one bird from Valiant was "Gumping it"
Gumping it by CrimsonFisher January 5, 2023