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gumballs

this is when your balls stick to your leg after sitting and your sack stretches across your groin giving the appearance of "stepped in" chewing gum.
Lady: Excuse me sir, you shouldnt be playing with your crotch in the theater with all these kids around..

Man: Hey gimme a break I am just trying to fix my gumballs...
by Gonzothegreat79 September 13, 2011
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Really soft sticky racing tires esp. when used on the street. In street use you may only get 1500 miles/tire or less, but hey, if it keeps you from sliding into oncoming traffic.
Bob doesn't ride his bike to work anymore, he's saving the gumballs for Saturdays in the canyons.
by RoadRashRK July 9, 2011
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The lost art of either punching out the front teeth of a female, or carefully removing her denchers, and then proceeding to fuck her bleeding gums until satisfaction.
Next to the cadbury creamer, gumballs is probably my favorite sex move.
by Ryno March 26, 2005
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When the skin of your ball sack sticks to your inner thighs like gum and you have to walk funny to unstick them.
I got out of the car on a hot summer day and had "gumballs" all the way to the entrance of Home Depot.
by AdGuy September 27, 2012
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When your balls get stick when they don't get enough air. Happens a lot during the summer.
Damn this 95 degree weather, it's giving me gumballs!
by Flamespittah38 May 18, 2016
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gumballs bizarre adventure

The best anime ever created by mankind

(a inside joke meme anime made by me)
- whats your favorite anime?
+ its gumballs bizarre adventure
- Please marry me
by ahatintimeprosu March 13, 2022
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